How To Talk To Your Wife About Incorporating More Fantasy Football In The Bedroom

Admit it, your love life is stale. You and your partner haven’t changed the scoring system or used advanced analytics in years. That’s why we’ve created a comprehensive Sports Riot guide to asking your wife to incorporate more fantasy football in the bedroom:

Narrow Down What You Want: Do you want to add trash talk? Do you want a full-blown fantasy draft with beer, finger foods, and a draft board? Do you want to expand to two more guys? Before confronting your wife, do some research. What would Matthew Berry do?

Use Positivity: You don’t want to insult your partner, so before asking to add more fantasy football, compliment the elements of fantasy sports already present in your love life. Simple things like saying, “Hey, I really love how you approach the flex position. Is there anything you’d like to try? PPR? A punishment for last place? Should we try losing Craig next year?”

Go Beyond Talking: Surprise your partner with a trade. Has she always wanted Tampa Bay D/ST, but you’ve been afraid to give that up? Try it. Maybe you’ll like it. Maybe it’ll add needed depth to your roster. And maybe, come BYE week, your wife will show her appreciation by dropping what you’ve desired since seeing it on RedZone in week 2: Kirk Cousins.

Plenty of excitement is ahead, so get chatting. Who knows? There may even be two playoff berths in your future.