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No Fucking Way We Found A Guy In A Sacramento Kings Jersey

July 30, 2022 No Comments

Oh No Someone Just Taught Kyrie Irving About The Stock Market And Now He’s Got A Tip For You

July 28, 2022 No Comments

The Next MJ This Accountant Got Through Half A Phone Meeting With The Flu

July 8, 2022 No Comments

Boston Suffering Worst Sports Drought Of This Whiny 20-Year-Old’s Life

June 24, 2022 No Comments

Upset Alert McDonald’s All-Americans Blown Out By Burger King Foster Children

May 17, 2022 No Comments

Loser Alert Kelly From H.R. Put Marquette To Win Her Bracket Just Because Her Diabetic Son Goes There

April 4, 2022 No Comments

Coach K Retires To Spend More Time With Other Letters In Last Name

April 3, 2022 No Comments

Buzzer Beater Russell Westbrook Beats The Shit Out Of This Buzzer

March 7, 2022 No Comments

Leaked Recruiting Text Tactic: “Come To Duke, We’ll Suck Your Dick”

March 3, 2022 No Comments

Senior Citizen Opts For Phoenix Suns Over Miami Heat

March 1, 2022 No Comments

Draymond Green Heard What You Said About Him

February 27, 2022 No Comments

Tag A Struggling Friend In Los Angeles Who Would Probably Do Great If They Just Moved Back To The Midwest

February 22, 2022 No Comments

Tag Kevin Durant And Recommend A Good Toupee Guy

November 9, 2021 No Comments