News In Brief

Super Bowl Update: Nation Forced To Choose Between Rooting For Pure Evil, Pure Cringe

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Bandwagoner?! Patrick Mahomes Only Part Of Chiefs After They Got Good

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Myles Garrett Requests Trade From Team That Ruins Players’ Life, Dreams, Outlook On Universe

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Cleveland Browns Trade For Justin Tucker

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NFL Asks Patrick Mahomes How He’d Like AFC Championship Officiated

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Nick Bosa Cheering For Josh Allen, Can’t Pinpoint Why

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In Preparation For Super Bowl, Andy Reid Increases Turkey Chili Inflow By 5000%

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Breaking: Marshawn Lynch Denier Hired As Raiders Next Coach

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Dan Campbell Comforts Self After Loss By Stroking Pet Bunny He’s Already Crushed To A Pulp

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Josh McDaniels Looking To Bring That “Cheating Energy” Back To Patriots

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Casting A Wide Net: Bears Schedule Meeting With Matt Eberflus

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Congratulations! Most Annoying Fan-Base Has Jurisdiction To Be Most Annoying Fan-Base

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Report: Boyfriend Didn’t Even Go To College He’s Making You Root For

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