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Living Up To His Name: Chase Young Sprints Full-Speed Towards Terrified Group Of Seven-Year-Olds

March 15, 2020 No Comments

Trouble In Paradise: Something Happened In That Hawaii Game But It Was Too Late For Us To Stay Up And Watch

March 14, 2020 No Comments

Tag A Friend Who Is A Die Hard Fan Of A College Team They Have No Affiliation With

March 10, 2020 No Comments

Dance Cam Just Overstimulated White Kids Jumping

March 5, 2020 No Comments

Tag A Friend You’d Like To Open-Field Tackle

February 25, 2020 No Comments

It’s Very Obvious That Diagram Andy Reid Drawing Eventually Going To Turn Into Slice Of Pie

February 2, 2020 No Comments

Bill Belichick Requests “Art Of War” Read In Entirety At His Funeral

January 30, 2020 No Comments

Shoutout A Bengals Fan Just To Let Them Know They’re In Your Thoughts

January 16, 2020 No Comments

Shoutout A MILF (Mascot You’d Like To Fuck)

January 9, 2020 No Comments

Referee’s Long-Winded, Self-Indulgent, Meandering Story Finally Ends In Offsetting Penalties

January 8, 2020 No Comments

Football Helmet Not Sure This Brain Worth Protecting

January 6, 2020 No Comments

Tag A Member Of Bills Mafia So We Can Contact The Authorities

January 1, 2020 No Comments

Self Conscious San Francisco 49ers Rebrand Themselves As San Francisco 40 Somethings

December 22, 2019 No Comments