Report: Aaron Rodgers Mulling Which Team He Wants To Choke For Next Season

After 16 years with the Green Bay Packers, sources close to Aaron Rodgers have confirmed the four-time MVP was strongly considering choking for another franchise next season before ultimately working out a deal with Green Bay.

“Aaron cherishes the 13 years he’s spent collapsing at the end of seasons for the Packers, but he was ready to go screw up somewhere else,” said a source close to the Packers choke-artist, adding that blowing games for Green Bay simply doesn’t feel as special to Aaron as it did 11 years ago following his one fluke Super Bowl.

“While Aaron was ready to move on, he was confident that his backup, Jordan Love, could be more than capable of falling apart in big moments,” the source continued. “In fact, Rodgers thinks Love is such a mental midget that he’ll find ways to choke away seasons months before the playoffs even begin.”

But as for his potential destinations, Rodgers, who is 1-4 in NFC Championship games, reportedly believed several franchises, including Denver, Indianapolis, and Pittsburgh were just one overrated asshole from failing in spectacular fashion.

However, all’s well that ends well, as Rodgers reportedly mulled and mulled and mulled he elected to run it back and choke for the Packers once again!