10 Fantasy Quarterbacks You Simply Must Have Stashed On Your Bench

1. Marcus Mariota: If Derek Carr injures himself again, Marcus Mariota has all the tools you need to be successful: a jersey number, a helmet, and letters that spell a name.
2. Tom Brady: Five MVP awards. Seven Super Bowl rings. You’d be crazy not to snag him, especially if Jared Goff, your starting QB, injures himself.
3. Aaron Rogers: Whether or not he plays this season, he could use a family. Let him be a part of something.
4. Justin Fields: It might seem risky putting a rookie on this list, but Justin Fields is on the list. 
5. Troy Aikman: According to Wikipedia, “Troy Kenneth Aikman (born November 21, 1966) is a former American football quarterback who played in the National Football League (NFL) for 12 seasons with the Dallas Cowboys.” Impressive!
6. One of the Mannings: It doesn’t matter which. We can’t remember their names, except that the bad one’s Cooper.
7. Gandalf: It is “fantasy” football after all.
8. Troy Aikman: Wikipedia also says that “Aikman…won the 1983 Oklahoma high school state championship in typing.” Wow!
9. ‘The Mulch’: Good old Mulchie! Who can forget ‘The Mulch’ and how in high school he snuck onto the field the night before the big game and resodded the whole thing, and then the other team couldn’t execute a single play because the grass was replaced by dirt with little seeds in it?
10. ‘Remember the Titans’: We all watched this at some point during junior high, so go ahead and draft it, bench it, and remember…the Titans.

Good luck on your season or whatever.