Oh Fuck Oh Shit! Someone In A Wheelchair Just Asked If You Watched The Paralympics!

A person in a wheelchair has approached you.

Oh, FUCK. Oh, SHIT.

We can tell – this is going to be a Paralympics conversation.

Did you watch any this year? Christ, you barely watched the actual Olympics.

Ok, you know what? NOT cool – you thinking the Olympics is the “actual” Olympics. These handicapped athletes are just as–OH man, they’re about here with their wheels and their chair and their questions.

Ok – just play it cool. You are at a Paris 2024 Paralympics themed party, this is bound to happen. Just say, “Yes.”

Ok – they asked us about the Paralympics, we KNEW they would.

We said yes and diverted eye contact but not at the chair itself.

Oh, wow. He was super nice just now. That was, like, a really cool exchange. Really, really great guy.

Kinda awesome how amazing that exchange was–OH God he’s wheeling back around. Probably a specific 2024 Paralympic event based question.

RUN.