Adam Silver Accidentally Wins Jumbotron’s Voldemort Look-Alike Contest

In a case of a harmless look-alike contest gone wrong, Adam Silver was shown on the jumbotron next to a picture of Lord Voldemort while perched in the rafters observing Thursday night’s LA Clippers at Utah Jazz game. According to eyewitnesses, just after cutting to him, Silver put down the rat he was eating, hissed, and vanished in a plume of ash. 

Sources claim Silver then stormed to the booth to confront camera operator Larry Harris. “That was my private time to survey my dark basketball empire, I am not to be disturbed” Silver said as he hung Harris from midair while force-choking him. 

Harris had further kept the camera fixed on Adam Silver as the Jumbotron flashed “Dracula”, “Rattlesnake”, and “Dead Corpse”, before moving to a little girl in a pink tutu for “Ballerina”, then back to Silver for “Dead Dracula” and “That Pan’s Labyrinth Monster With Eyes In His Hands”. As a prize for being featured on the Look-Alike Cam, Silver ended up winning a “Spring Glamour” makeup kit, a gift card to a tanning salon, and a toy Voldemort wand. As of publication, Silver has allegedly refused these gifts, and has left to go find and feed on the little girl in the pink tutu.