Dallas Cowboys Require Proof Of Vaccine Skepticism To Enter AT&T Stadium

As the 2021 NFL season kicks off and fans flood stadiums to cheer on their favorite team, a certain subset of those fans will have to stay home, as Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has announced that the team will not allow entrance to AT&T Stadium unless attendees can offer proof that they have refused to be vaccinated against COVID-19.

According to the Cowboys website, proof can be provided in multiple ways: fans with social media accounts can allow stadium security access to their electronic devices in order to prove they’ve been banned from Twitter for spreading misinformation about the vaccine; however, should this proof not be available, emergency screening booths have been set up at each entrance where any fan who allows a COVID-positive Cowboys player to spit into their mouth will also be able to gain admittance.

While he is proud of these safety measures, Jones warned that the onus to make sure the stadium has zero cases of vaccine acceptancy ultimately falls on the fans:

“If y’all know a family member who has been vaccinated, or if you see someone next to you reading one of them mainstream media sites on their phone, you’d best make sure you alert the nearest stadium security staff member,” said Jones. “Heck, even if they’ve just got a Band-Aid on their arm. When it comes to maintaining vaccine negativity, you really can’t be too careful.”

Jones went on to describe the team’s protocol should a vaccine-positive person be discovered, noting that the stands would be immediately stormed by the Texas National Guard to keep the non-infected individual from spreading their dangerous liberal agenda to other fans. 

Update: Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott has been confirmed as vaccine-positive. He will remain out of the lineup for 6-8 weeks—that is, unless he agrees to participate in an educational YouTube-conspiracy course on Dr. Fauci’s globalist plans to use mind-control satellites to abort all straight babies.