Heisman Potential? This Athlete’s Skills Won’t Translate To Professional Level Football

Heisman candidate, Jonah Bradberry out of Texas Tech, won’t be able to hack it in the NFL. Despite his record-breaking success with 11,287 passing yards and 79 passing touchdowns this season, Bradberry doesn’t have what it takes to play pro-football.

Why?

Because he can’t throw the ball!

Not in the NFL at least. Yeah, great! Cool throw to that wide-open dude. Guess what? In the NFL less guys are open. That little cornerback standing 5’4” in the Big 12 your receivers go against turn into 6’11”  bad mama-jamya-at-the-line tough guys that will catch more of your passes than your teammates if you actually knew how to throw a football. 

YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL! 

I hope you enjoyed your free-trip to New York for the Heisman ceremony. You were only there so the clowns that don’t watch the actual game and just look at the box score don’t throw a hissy fit over your precious little statistics.

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