New Women’s Fly Fishing Vest To Include 14 Fake Pockets

In what many are calling the dawn of a new age in women’s sporting apparel, Bass Pro Shops has unveiled the world’s first fly fishing vest for female fishers, complete with 14 adorable, non functioning pockets!⠀

In addition to being available for purchase at all 177 Bass Pro Shops locations, the new Anglére line can also be found at Nordstroms, Macy’s, and Forever 21. Unlike the traditional, boring fishing vests of yesteryear, the Anglére will be skin tight, form fitting, and tastefully accented with fur trim. Although this vest may not be breathable, it will definitely take your husband’s breath away as you pose together with his big catch!⠀

While it does not have much in the way of storage, the line does offer a matching purse that can be used to carry makeup, hairpins, and extra bait. The vest also features an elegant fishnet sleeve, which, while not providing additional comfort, warmth, or indeed actually functioning as a usable fishnet, adds ravishing alt-glam allure in both freshwater and saltwater environments. It’s dry clean-only, though, so whatever you do, don’t get water on it!⠀

Bass Pro Shops has also announced the launch of a men’s companion version to the Anglére coming later this year, which will be identical the women’s Anglére except its pockets will be usable and have a carrying capacity of 50 pounds.⠀