NFL Taking All Necessary Precautions To Continue Making Money

With concerns over the impact COVID-19 is having on sports, the NFL is doing everything in their power to ensure the health and safety of continuing to make money. 

Public health experts have long warned about the danger and difficulty for a football league to sustain itself considering the ongoing threat of the virus impacting the NFL’s most cherished asset: money. In response, the NFL has implemented a robust strategy from the best financial analysts in the world that protects each and every last potential dollar that could enter the league.

The league appointed Goldman Sachs Chief Financial Strategy Advisor Paul Dobbs to establish a series of measures for the league to manage this crisis. 

“No owner wants their money to succumb to the virus, so we’ve laid out a detailed plan to provide all of the league’s earnings with sufficient PPE, unlimited access to testing, and residency in the owners’ newly built bubble, which we are sure will keep them free from it,” said Dobbs.

The biggest concern for the league came during Week 3 of the season as a bevy of positive test results threatened to derail the league’s profits. But the NFL still managed to look out for its money-making pursuits with an incredible plan in place to reschedule the games to five minutes later than their original start times, pushing them from 1:05 p.m. to 1:10 p.m. so they did not jeopardize the well-being of their billions of dollars worth in TV deals that have an immune system that no virus could break.

The situation is a fluid one, but the NFL is taking it in stride. When asked how what the risk to the players the virus posed, the league responded by saying they expect revenue to increase by 3-5%.