Quiz: Are These Raiders Fans Or Just Lost Juggalos At The Detroit NFL Draft

With two nights of NFL Draft behind us, we keep running into a similar type of person, they’re everywhere, it’s the constant stream of face painted felons across from us over there. However, on question remains, for each of those individuals are they a fan of the Las Vegas Raiders, or the Insane Clown Posse?

 

1) What were they drinking?

A) Malt Liquor

B) Faygo

C) Faygo spiked with methamphetamines

D) Motor oil

 

2) What did they think about the Jimmy Garoppolo acquisition?

A) Violent and justified rage

B) Is a Garoppolo a new kind of hatchet?

C) Is that the pretty boy without makeup?

D) Cannot be bothered to look up from the sewer

 

3) Do they have terrible tattoos?

A) Yes

B) Yes

C) Yes

D) Yes

 

4) What drugs did they just do with Mark Davis?

A) Cocaine

B) Bath salts

C) Cocaine laced with and bath salts (also known by its street name MarkyDavy)

D) What is referred to as “death cocktail.

 

ANSWERS:

Mostly A’s: You’ve come across your run-of-the-mill Raiders fan, and most likely need to turn the other way before they catch your scent and use your hollowed out skull as a bong.

Mostly B’s: This is likely a Juggalo. While they might look like an escaped prisoner from a dystopian future, they’re very harmless, unlike a Raiders fan.

Mostly C’s: You’ve likely run into both. The Juggalo and the Raiders fan share a very similar, shared bloodline.

Mostly D’s: you’ve run into just a typical Detroit citizen. Unfortunately, there is no escape. That’s on YOU for coming to Detroit.