Rashee Rice Named Starter In GTA 6

With the release of the new crime-fueled game Grand Theft Auto 6, Rockstar has announced a welcome new addition to their playable characters roster: Chiefs Wide Receiver Rashee Rice.

This comes as a shock to no one as Rice’s work in the off season of driving a Lamborghini 115 mph down a freeway causing a multi-car pileup and fleeing the scene is a scenario straight out of the GTA playbook. 

“I’m honored that GTA made me part of their family based on my hard work of getting into fights at nightclubs,” said Rice, “Winning a Super Bowl was cool, but getting into GTA feels like the culmination of everything I’ve been working towards.”

GTA 6 players have already expressed how excited they were to play with Rice. They think his skill might be best used for robbing banks and stealing helicopters. 

“I remember I was calling JalenBallsHurts24 a ‘fuck-tard’ in Madden and speculating future GTA characters like Ray Rice or Tyreek Hill,” said gamer KingDame, “ when Rashee was announced, I was like ‘that’s perfect! Who better to shoot cops and drive a boat onto a freeway?’”

Initially, the only playable characters were Jason and Lucia Duval, but GTA games designers knew what they had in Rice. In Rockstar’s official statement, they said:

”Considering his substantial aggravated assault abilities and excellence in disregarding the law, Rice is better and more adept than any criminal character we could possibly come up with.”

This would not be the first time an NFL player has found their way into a video game. Troy Aikman’s rigid and stiff personality helped him land a starting role as a piece in Tetris.