The Top 5 Quarterbacks Based On Who Just Slipped Me 50 Bucks

I wanted to make a quarterback list and make $50 bucks. Here’s the list, and here are my profits:

 

  1. Joe Flacco

$50 bucks? He had it, grabbed it, gave it. He makes the list. 

  1. Ryan Leaf

I should feel bad. It could’ve been his last $50 bucks, but, it’s my $50 bucks now. Welcome to the list Mr. Leaf. 

  1. Drew Brees

Must’ve wanted to be considered an active QB once more. He screamed “WHO DAT” at me when he gave me the $50 bucks. I thought he might kill me. But, still, 50 sweet sweet BUCKS!

  1. Aaron Rodgers 

I think he thought I had a homeopathic cure for a broken toe. But, what-eves! $50 big ones!

  1. Baker Mayfield

Jesus Christ, stop calling me Baker. Yes, I got your $50 bucks. Can you tell someone wants to be the top of a QB list for once? 

 

Profit? $250 bucks! But, do you think I should donate it to the Ryan Leaf Fund? I think he might need it more than me.