The Top 5 Quarterbacks Based On Who Just Slipped Me 50 Bucks
I wanted to make a quarterback list and make $50 bucks. Here’s the list, and here are my profits:
- Joe Flacco
$50 bucks? He had it, grabbed it, gave it. He makes the list.
- Ryan Leaf
I should feel bad. It could’ve been his last $50 bucks, but, it’s my $50 bucks now. Welcome to the list Mr. Leaf.
- Drew Brees
Must’ve wanted to be considered an active QB once more. He screamed “WHO DAT” at me when he gave me the $50 bucks. I thought he might kill me. But, still, 50 sweet sweet BUCKS!
- Aaron Rodgers
I think he thought I had a homeopathic cure for a broken toe. But, what-eves! $50 big ones!
- Baker Mayfield
Jesus Christ, stop calling me Baker. Yes, I got your $50 bucks. Can you tell someone wants to be the top of a QB list for once?
Profit? $250 bucks! But, do you think I should donate it to the Ryan Leaf Fund? I think he might need it more than me.