Titans Ownership Saving Up For Cyber Monday Jumbotron Deal

Titans ownerships gathered last week to announce their plan to get a new jumbotron during Cyber Monday, or a really good sale, noting that the organization is now on the lookout for coupons and promo codes. “It would be a shame to get a new big screen and then find one for 20% off or so the next day,” said Titans owner Thomas S. Smith, who went on to ask his team if Magnavox was a good brand. 

“Our lawyers, financiers and coaching staff are sitting at the ready to make a deal on a really good jumbotron,” said Smith, saying that they are poised to buy a big TV on Cyber Monday, just in time for their Monday Night Football appearance. “For now, fans will just have to use their imagination,” said a financial analyst for the team, noting that 4K isn’t that expensive anymore if you know when to buy. 

While other teams like the Patriots and Cowboys spend over 5% of their budget on training, scouting, and coaching, the Titans are now reportedly setting aside 100% of profits into getting a jumbotron. “Our team is laser focused on our goal of getting this deal done and taking the franchise to the next level. Mark my words, by the end of the season, the Tennessee Titans will have a jumbotron,” said quarterback Will Levis. 

While ownership remains positive, they admitted that previous deals have fallen through before, including the time they didn’t realize they had to pay extra for shipping.