Wife Complains That Husband Spends Hours Wandering Around Target Field

Emily Moeller, a 35 year old Construction Worker, while out with some of her friends, couldn’t stop talking about her husband, Bryan. One of our sources, in Emily’s inner circle, reported that she is “upset” with how much time her husband wastes in Target Field. Emily, clearly annoyed and confused with her husband, went on to tell her friend that she’s been dropping Bryan off at Target, and he’s “a typical man” who  just spends hours and hours looking around without buying anything. 

“I don’t even get it, he just keeps picking up jerseys, and puts them right back,” Emily recalled to her friends, clearly also annoyed. According to reports, this is the “81st time” this year Bryan has walked into Target Field, then took a leisurely stroll around the Bobble Head Department, walking away with nothing.  “He won’t stop sending me pictures of souvenir cups, and says this completes our set. We don’t need any more cups with Kirby Puckett’s face.” Emily vented to her friends, before reportedly taking a drink out of a cup of Kirby Puckett’s face.  

Sources say Bryan is planning a road trip to Costco Center or TJ Maxx Stadium depending on his “mood.”