He’s Built Different: Gronk Interrupts Mom’s Book Club By Running Nude Onto Coffee Table

On Tuesday evenings in Buffalo, New York, Mrs. Gronkowski, mother of football star Rob Gronkowski, gathers a group of her girlfriends to discuss the latest book they were reading. Fresh off of another Super Bowl victory and in town visiting the family, the future Hall of Famer made his presence felt after plunging into the middle of the living room buck-naked doing a belly flop on the coffee table interrupting his mother’s weekly book club. While this behavior is unacceptable for just about everyone, none of the seven women seemed to be fazed by Gronk’s actions, noting that he’s ‘built different.’ 

“My sweet, sweet, Gronkie. We could tell very early on that he was going to be a real stand-out and do things others couldn’t do,” said Gronk’s mom, “When he took the microphone from his principal during his middle school graduation and farted into it, everyone laughed it off and said, ‘well that’s just Gronk!’ He’s just built different.” As the ladies’ discussed Part 2 of Barack Obama’s Promised Land, Gronktook a couple sparklers, lit them and proceeded to spin around like a helicopter while holding one in each hand in the room adjacent. While one of the women made the point about how critical Obama’s meteoric rise was crucial for the Democratic Party, Gronk poked his head into the room and yelled, “Obama!!! Yeah!!!!” The women nodded and agreed that yes, Barack Obama is an impressive human being, but Rob Gronkowski? Simply built different.

When the night drew to a close the club got another surprise when Kansas City Chiefs Tight-End Travis Kelce did a barrel roll over the ottoman while screaming “Oh yeahhhh!!!!” The women were not amused as the police were quickly called while one of the women reminded him that he’ll never be like Gronk.