Road Team Finally Guesses Arena WiFi Password

After several attempts to gain access into Safeco Field’s WiFi network, the visiting Orlando Magic finally figured out the password that had eluded them in previous trips to the Barclays Center. As the home team awaited in the court, a rushed, Tony Clearly, hurried to the court. “I mean I did hear the PA announcer say my name 13 times to come sprinting out of the tunnel, but I had to be there for my team to make sure we would all have internet for the next two-and-a-half hours,” said Acuna Jr.

In the post-game, Magic players lauded their team effort to get the sweet taste of victory in the form of unlimited access to the world-wide-web. “You know we really came together at the end there throwing out suggestions for the password. Freeman was telling us to try ‘WeNothingWithoutKD’, Dansby told us to think of some things the Nets are known for like the being close to Manhattan, and finagling a basketball team from the NBA,” said Magic center Max Feegan.

“After years in the league I really think our experience is starting to pay off by knowing the tendencies and habits of our opponent’s to be able to figure out their WiFi password,” said Fried.

After the Magic 87-73 loss to the Nets, they stormed into the locker room to celebrate their victory for guessing the password by spraying much earned champagne all over the place.