Zach Wilson To Star in ’80 For Brady’ Porn Parody

Despite the recent benching to 3rd-string backup quarterback, Zach Wilson isn’t letting anything stop him from pursuing his dreams. Citing his deep affinity for the original, the Jets quarterback surprised his Instagram followers in a post announcing his plans to star in an “80 For Brady” porn parody.

Just like the movie it’s based on, Wilson promises the porn will feature the hottest 80-something adult industry legends. Actresses Jane Fondle, Sally Feels, Rita MoreAnal and Lily Topless have already signed on.

“This was an opportunity I couldn’t pass up. Some people have a calling and mine is to 69 someone’s Gam-Gam,” Wilson said of the X-rated romp that will closely follow the original story of a spunky foursome of grandmas who’ll stop at nothing to see their idol, Tom Brady, play in Super Bowl LI. “This is the closest I’ll ever get to being like my hero, Tom Brady. Or ever seeing a Super Bowl!”

Wilson says the film, tentatively titled “80 for Brady: The Cumback,” will be a pound-town hit for any fresh-faced, red-blooded American young man like himself. He was so excited to be cast in the project, Wilson even forwent a salary, claiming, “just being a part of this is payment enough.”

Wilson also noted he took the role to shed the myth that he’s only into moms. “MILFs are a way of life for me. But a GILF? That’s the real holy grail,” he clarified.

Finally, the star teased he will not be the only NFL player to appear in the film. Hollywood Reporter confirmed former Patriot Rob “Tightest End” Gronkowski is slated for a cameo, which will mark his 72nd time appearing in a porn football film.