America Decides: Gritty Overwhelmingly Wins Nevada Primary
In an unprecedented turn of events, Philadelphia Flyer mascot “Gritty” swept the Nevada primaries this past week to earn the state’s nomination for both Republican and Democratic parties in what pundits are calling a “landslide.” “Amazingly, Gritty got 100% of the votes, except for that one self-write-in for Criss Angel,” announced Nevada Governor Joe Lombardo […]