Awesome: New Baseball Mitt Lets You Practice Kissing Alone

Are you tired of standing around in right field and kicking up grass in boredom while waiting for the next fly ball, when you could be spending that valuable time learning how to kiss like a champ? Well, from Rawlings, the #1 most smooched glove brand of the MLB, comes the new Ken Kissy Jr.! 

What are you waiting for? Get yourself a Ken Kissy Jr., oil it up, break it in, and get to kissing–now ready for patented tongue action! Ever wonder how the pros got to be so good at making out? It all starts with practice.

Don’t just take it from us, take it from legendary baseball player and kisser, Ken Griffey Jr. “I wish I had this glove when I was younger. It almost beats the real thing,” said Ken Griffey Jr. He continued, “Look, they weren’t giving out $300,000,000 contracts when I played.” Wow! Be like Ken Griffey Jr. and kiss like a pro without the worries of heartbreak or transmitted diseases—GUARANTEED! 

Soon you’ll be ready to catch a ball… and a girlfriend, slugger! Or whatever you’re into! Going into high school and starting to think about second base? It’s time to stop borrowing your friend’s mitt and move on up to a Ken Kissy Sr.! You can do whatever you want with it and we won’t know!