Big Tech Or Texas Tech? Which Entity Can Fix My Pager?

Young people say the world is more connected than ever. I respectfully disagree. For the past five days, I haven’t received any pages from my friend Dave Minch to call him and talk about sports. I need answers.

I went to my local Circuit City, but they turned into a CiCi’s Pizza. Now looking at my personal computer (PC), I have two real options: Big Tech or Texas Tech?

This all started when I dropped my pager in a bag of rice while trying to cook dinner for my wife Gracie-Lou. I ran it under water to wash off the rice and clear the dust, but it doesn’t turn on anymore. Dave Minch and I have been paging each other since 1984, and we don’t plan on stopping anytime soon. How else are we supposed to stay in contact? Telegrams? LOL (Lots Of Love)

Big Tech has no locations listed in the phone book near me, but they are my preferred choice. They invented The Facebook and The Twitter, so you’d have to think they could do their magic on my pager, right? Dave Minch and I need to discuss the 1981 Rose Bowl.

Texas Tech has a good reputation around these parts though. They could probably fix a pager loud and proud. I see them mentioned in the newspaper often with the AP top 25 entity rankings, and Dave Minch was the top 25 of our graduating class in 1968. Being listed for people to read in their newspaper subscriptions is kind of like free advertising to me. You don’t get to be in the newspaper with free advertising if you’re not offering customers a good value on computers, printers, and discs. My friend Dave Minch said Georgia Tech has good value, but I don’t see them getting free newspaper advertising.

My daughter made this electronic mail place for me. Please send me your advice on how to fix my pager or contact my friend Dave Minch.

lawrence123456789muncie@aol.com