Breaking: NY Jets Fire Robert Saleh, Hire Aaron Rodgers As Head Coach

“It’s time to hire a real coach around here,” boasted Aaron Rodgers to the New York media.

While some around the league are in shock at the firing of a 20-36 coaching record, others in-the-know knew this day would come.

“Aaron’s always been the coach around here,” said star wide receiver Garret Wilson. “He was the coach of the Jets even when he played for Green Bay.”

We here at Sports Riot would like to wish new head coach Aaron Rodgers of the New York Jets the best of luck! Especially because he’ll have to “make it work” with that as*hole at quarterback.