Conspiracy Theorist Thinks Andrew Luck Could Still Be Alive

It’s been nearly 2,000 days since former QB Andrew Luck was last seen, sprouting many theories as to his whereabouts. Our source, who chooses to be anonymous due to fear of speaking out against the “Goodell deep state,” from Carmel, Indiana believes he has actually seen Andrew Luck, and he could still be alive. 

“I was on a camping trip in Hoosier National Forest. I heard this rustling, and out of the corner of my eye I swear I saw a man deep in the woods, fully padded, in a Colts uniform donning number 12,” said the man, who sat in his dimly lit den, bulletin boards filled with grainy Andrew Luck photos. “I don’t fault people for their ignorance; I used to believe everything ‘Big Football’ told me too.”

The subreddit r/AL12Lives is chock full of theories as to what’s happened to Andrew Luck. Multiple redditors have posted videos of Luck’s last game showing his kidneys moving back and to the left. Some have postulated that the government has put something in our Gatorade supply back in the 1960s that made us hallucinate Andrew Luck in order to manipulate us. 

Other conspiracy theories still abound in NFL lore, like Redditor u/AcheMAN8 who alleges former Cowboys LB Micah Parsons and owner Jerry Jones are the same person since they’ve never been in the same room together.

Despite many NFL conspiracy theories lacking formal traction or evidence, the Andrew Luck Theory stands tall in the pocket for many in the tinfoil-football world. Some say even rivaling the most potent and original NFL conspiracy: Bruce Armstrong did NOT land on the moon.