Dallas Cowboys Scramble To Fill Roster After Team Dies In Saloon Shootout
The big boss men up Dallas way have found theirselves in a predicament t’fill a roster after all their Cowboys done perished in a saloon shootout come last Saturday. Folk intimate wit’ the crime say the Cowboys was partakin’ in the diversions n’ libations of a local saloon when a brawl broke out ‘twixt the […]