Franchise Player Leaving Town Takes Out Full Page Ad To Tell Fans How Much They Can Fuck Themselves

Hours after news broke that the Green Bay Packers traded away quarterback and former four time MVP Aaron Rodgers, it is now being reported that the former Wisconsin star let his fans know his true feelings, immediately. Taking out a full page ad in the Green Bay Gazette, Rodgers let Packers fans know just how much they can, “get fucked.”

“From the bottom of my heart, Green Bay, go fuck yourselves,” Rodgers began in his heartless message. “I’m not going to miss any of your fat Midwest fuck-faces,” Rodgers continued in the ad.

“My PR team and I put in hours of work composing the ‘get-fucked’ message, we knew we wanted to get it right,” Rodgers told us in a statement. “My team and I kicked around the ideas of whether ‘you low life cheese cunts’ or ‘you abject opioid addicted losers’ sounded better for hours before proudly deciding to go with both.”

Rodgers’ Ad would conclude by thanking his new home of New York City. “I can’t wait to ball in New York. It’s the fucking future compared to that trash cowtown dump.” Rodgers continued, “I would stand outside my house and pray a tornado would blow me away to a better city while also demolishing Green Bay to ruins. I’ll never step in that shit-pit place again, and everyone of you can go fuck yourself! Until you’re ready to retire my number and worship me again – then I’m back baby.”