Helmet-To-Helmet Collision Leads To Freaky Friday Situation

Following a series of intense arguments culminating in a helmet-to-helmet collision, Drew Brees and Devin Bush flipped bodies midway through today’s game.

“This is terrible,” Brees said, realizing he had become Devin Bush. “I hated being a rookie the first time around, and I have to learn all these new names and life lessons again?”

The Bush trapped in Brees’ body expressed frustration while in time out in the locker room.

“Being an old man with quarterbacking responsibilities can’t be that hard. They make all that money, and get to do whatever they want!”

Tensions boiled over the fourth quarter when Bush, still in Brees’ body, lashed out at officials, saying the calls were “unfair” and that “no one ever listens to me,” prompting a heartfelt life lesson from Brees, entombed in Bush’s virile body: “Listen here, young man! Life isn’t always fair. Sometimes, you are the Super Bowl MVP, and sometimes refs cost you an NFC Championship.”

After instigating an encroachment call to hug one another and exchange play calls, both returned to their original bodies with a new perspective on their opponent’s strategies.