Jerry Jones Asks Dak Prescott If He’d Ever Considered Becoming A White Quarterback

During contract negotiations with starting quarterback Dak Prescott, curiosity struck Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, prompting him to ask the veteran signal-caller if he ever considered becoming a white quarterback. 

“I’m a big math guy, and based on my analytics research, I’ve noticed a trend on how white quarterbacks are the ones who win the most Super Bowls and make the most money. I know you want to win Super Bowls and make a lot of money, but have you considered being white in order to make this happen?” said Jones to Prescott. 

Although pleased with Prescott’s 4,902 yards and 30 touchdowns in passing last season, Jones just isn’t sure. 

“I remember Michael Irvin was able to throw 75 yards with perfect accuracy, and knew the playbook better than anyone else. But I just wasn’t sold, so I insisted that the coaches play him at receiver,” said Jones, adding that he had quarterbacks that went on to become MVPs like Cam Newton, Patrick Mahomes, and Lamar Jackson high on his draft board but only to play either receiver or running back. “I regret not moving up to take Lamar Jackson. He would’ve been a really good addition to our backfield.”

While multiple teams around the league are lined up to give Prescott a lucrative contract if the Cowboys let him go, Jones is confident in his winning formula in Dallas. 

Rumors are that if the Cowboys do not re-sign Prescott, they have their eyes on an All-Pro out of San Francisco to take the reins under center. 

“I don’t know what it is, but I really think that Christian McCaffrey has what it takes to be the next great Cowboys quarterback and carry on the legacy of Roger Staubach and Troy Aikman,” said Jones.