Local Man’s Divorce Brought To Him By FanDuel

Hey fans, if you love custody battles, listen up! The county sheriff has served local man Jackson DeCamp with a robust stack of divorce papers today brought to him by FanDuel.

Following an extramarital affair sponsored by FanDuel, DeCamp’s wife promptly removed him from the home, leading to his second FanDuel-sponsored divorce in three seasons.

FanDuel is the premier destination for life-altering events. All DeCamp needs to do is choose his lawyer, lock them in through an upfront payment, and start playing. FanDuel is offering a risk-free first divorce for new players, so you can petition the judge to void summary judgment if you don’t like the result.

“I knew the judge would cover the spread, and with FanDuel’s fast alimony payments, I’m paying child support to two ex-wives with ease,” DeCamp said, noting that FanDuel has reimagined the concept of holy matrimony in the span of three taps on his phone.

And now resting comfortably in his new studio apartment built on a Native American burial ground brought to him by FanDuel, DeCamp is looking forward to the upcoming IRS audit as a result of reimagined tax forms uncovered during the FanDuel premium divorce court proceedings.

Just how user-friendly is FanDuel?

Even DeCamp’s high cholesterol and recent job loss brought to him by FanDuel won’t stop him from betting on his favorite players and teams, which is as easy as 1-2-3 thanks to FanDuel’s user-friendly interface.

But with zero remaining cash to play with, DeCamp placed his first bet and won big on DraftKings, securing a third wife and bolstering DeCamp’s mantra that “you always double down because you’re going to have to win eventually, right?”

Go to FanDuel.com/Divorce today to bet on lines for DeCamp’s drunk driving probability, probation sentence, and the personal destruction caused by his life spiraling out of control like a red zone touchdown pass brought to you by FanDuel.

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