Long Live The King: Gym Teacher Wows Class By Dunking On 9-Foot Hoop

Second-grade students ran wild in disbelief after seeing legendary gym teacher Mr. Salisbury put on an unforgettable spectacle by jamming home a towering, show-stopping nine-foot dunk during this morning’s gym class.

“It blew my freaking mind. How did he jump so high and slam the ball into the hoop? That hoop is almost as high as the Empire State Building,” said student Aidan Fingleton after witnessing the 31-year-old teacher boom-shak-a-lak the rim into outer space, a place so high up that only Mr. Salisbury can reach it.

Mr. Salisbury, a king among children, is a notorious depth-defying, high-flying figure in basketball and has once stood inside Quicken Loans Arena, which only admits people who can dunk. In fact, Mr. Salisbury is one of the only 20,000 people in the world allowed at an NBA arena because he can slam it home while everyone else has to settle for a lay-up.

After his class of 32 picked their jaws up from the floor and put their eye-balls back into their skulls post-dunk, students begged Mr. Salisbury to do it again. Numerous students volunteered themselves as props to be skied over by gravity’s number one nemesis and dunk god.

“No, not you,” Mr Salisbury reportedly said to his tallest student.

“You,” he said, pointing to his shortest.

Mr. Salisbury then spent 14 additional minutes hyping up the students, slapping each and everyone of them five, not once, not twice, but three epic times. Literally right before the air-walking educator was ready to sail into the heavens for a holy dunk, the stupid bell rang, and Mr. Salisbury regretfully informed the students that they were out of time.