Man Explaining Onside Kicks Must Be Crushing First Date

Romantic prospect analysts are reporting that local bachelor Jeffrey Dodson is absolutely crushing his first date with a woman through his detailed explanation of onside kicks and effective strategies.

According to sources close to Buffalo Wild Wings table no. 24, Sarah Welch, who sported a Clemson Tigers jacket, complimented Dodson’s smile and composure under pressure, which she attributed to his experience as a high school kicker.

Dodson then proceeded to totally nail his first impression by providing an instructional monologue on special teams formations and statistical probability analysis for recovering onside kicks as Welch politely listened and nodded.

“My heart fluttered when she apologized for not getting here onside and then even asked me to clarify my understanding of the fundamentals,” Dodson told a customer in the bathroom. “I think it’s so cute she’s taking such an interest in my expertise, and I can’t wait for our next date.”

While Dodson practiced cementing the date’s success by inviting Welch to watch YouTube compilations of onside kicks at his place in the bathroom mirror, Welch reportedly left to plan tomorrow’s Clemson Tigers’ special teams practice.