Meet The Man Who Adam Silver’s Face Grew Out Of

Not much is known of the Dark Lord Adam Silver. Most is left to rumor or myth. The Ministry of Basketball would have us all believe that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (Silver) doesn’t even exist. However, Sports Riot has evidence of a man whom The Dark Lord’s face has grown out of. Heed our warning basketballers, The Dark Lord is back. 

Many know that Silver grew to power surrendering himself to the Dark Basketball Arts, but a prophecy foretold of a Chosen One who would rise to defeat him and claim the NBA crown. Knowing this, The Dark Lord attempted to take the lives of the chosen-one and his parents, and during a basketball duel, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named cast the Avada Kadavra bounce-pass curse on the father and mother, instantly ending them. Due to the mother’s quick thinking and love, the final Avada Kadavra bounce-pass was deflected off the chosen-one and back to Silver himself, ending Silver’s reign. 

Such a story is now year’s old, and Lebron James (the Chosen One) has begun to master his own power bringing peace to basketball, but this has been short-lived as rumors swirl that Silver is not, in fact, dead. John Wall, one of the finest Wizards from Washington, claims to have seen and dueled Silver, leaving Wall permanently injured. 

Insert Quirnius Quirrell as a traveling basketballer with a penchant curiosity of the Dark Arts. Many believe Quirrell to have given himself to the specter of Silver, allowing Silver’s head to grow out of Quirrell’s very head itself!

Much has changed since that day. Headmaster David Stern has grown old and frail, and many believe he cannot defeat Silver in a duel anymore. Donald Sterling has also been sent to Azkaban Prison, and James has sworn to defeat Silver should he rise again. 

This NBA season, the signs are beginning align, and many believe it will be James against all Silver’s Deatheater followers while the peace of basketball hangs in the balance. Who will win, who will lose, and which side are you on?