NFL+ Premium Subscription Will Allow Fans To View Previously Blurred Out Locker Room Dicks

As first announced on NFL social media, the NFL has announced that any fan with a subscription to NFL+ will be allowed to see any previously edited out locker room dicks.

“The NFL’s great fans have spoken, and for the first time ever, you’ll see the only thing missing from your current viewing experience: the penises you crave, only on NFL+ Premium,” the NFL revealed on Twitter.

Accompanied by a minute long video, slowly unveiling Joe Nameth’s heroic Johnson celebrating Super Bowl III where he famously predickted the win over the Baltimore Colts. Some sources are espousing that this makes Joe’s penis the goddickfather of the modern NFL. 

Reactions on social media from football fans have ranged from stimulated to limp optimism. Turns out men don’t actually want to watch other men’s giant dicks flop around for hours on end. Although, female viewership is at an all time high. 

“I watched every week, played fantasy football, absorbed all the stats – but I didn’t see any locker room dicks. Finally – the change fans have been asking for,” said Kathy Greenway, a Bears (and penis) superfan. 

In addition, NFL+ will produce original content, with Industry insiders already speculating a green lighting for “Hard Cocks”