Quiz: Is Your Man A Homerun Or A Ground Rule Double?

Look at him just sitting there watching Forged In Fire. He’s your man. But is he the explosive, firework-inducing, over-the-fence homerun type or more of the pretty good, no home run but still solid, wow-what-a-bounce ground rule double variety? Take the quiz and find out!

  1. What type of bat is your man?

A)  Louisville Slugger

B) Flat-barreled softball bat

C) Fruit

D) Hollowed-out and corked

 

  1. In the bedroom, is he a right-handed or left-handed hitter

A) Southpaw, for sure

B) Switch

C) Who cares? He can barely bunt.

D) Right-handed

  

  1. Does your man steal?

A) No

B) All the time

C) I wish he were that interesting

D) Not as much as when he was younger

 

  1. Is your man more like Ken Griffey Sr. or Ken Griffey Jr.?

A) Senior

B) I don’t know anything about Senior. Did he play baseball?

C) Injured Junior

D) umm… Junior I guess.

 

Time to tally up your scores. If you answered:

Mostly A: Congratulations your man is a home run!

Mostly B: Could be worse. Your man is a ground-rule double

Mostly C: Get a divorce, honey

Mostly D: Congratulations? Your man is Sammy Sosa

 

Check out our follow-up quiz: Is Your Woman A Walk Or A Balk?