Quiz: Is Your Man A Homerun Or A Ground Rule Double?
Look at him just sitting there watching Forged In Fire. He’s your man. But is he the explosive, firework-inducing, over-the-fence homerun type or more of the pretty good, no home run but still solid, wow-what-a-bounce ground rule double variety? Take the quiz and find out!
- What type of bat is your man?
A) Louisville Slugger
B) Flat-barreled softball bat
C) Fruit
D) Hollowed-out and corked
- In the bedroom, is he a right-handed or left-handed hitter
A) Southpaw, for sure
B) Switch
C) Who cares? He can barely bunt.
D) Right-handed
- Does your man steal?
A) No
B) All the time
C) I wish he were that interesting
D) Not as much as when he was younger
- Is your man more like Ken Griffey Sr. or Ken Griffey Jr.?
A) Senior
B) I don’t know anything about Senior. Did he play baseball?
C) Injured Junior
D) umm… Junior I guess.
Time to tally up your scores. If you answered:
Mostly A: Congratulations your man is a home run!
Mostly B: Could be worse. Your man is a ground-rule double
Mostly C: Get a divorce, honey
Mostly D: Congratulations? Your man is Sammy Sosa
Check out our follow-up quiz: Is Your Woman A Walk Or A Balk?