Strange: Robert Kraft Says He’s Been Watching “Squid Game” Since 1997

Sources close to Patriots owner Robert Kraft were invited for a “royal” breakfast to inquire further upon the billionaire’s comment about watching “Squid Game” as far back as 1997, early Tuesday morning.

Kraft reportedly entered with an ornate “Pat the Patriot” gown made entirely of veal hide. Kraft, seated at the head of a long wooden table rumored to be made from an ancient redwood, began to enjoy his breakfast silently.

Kraft ate three dodo bird eggs, orca bacon with shark sausage, and “the remains of Peyton Manning.” Kraft, full, was ready to comment to a room of several local reporters, a few national personalities, and our intern “Timbo.”

“I’ve just learned of it being a series on Netflix – how fun,” Kraft said softly. “The question remains — when DID they start filming my… ‘proclivities’?”

 

~~ UPDATE ~~

Sports Riot lost contact with our Intern Tim “Timbo” Jones (our 4th intern in 10 months).
The other reporters and personalities have all been reported missing: 11 in total — 12 in all, with our intern.

Season 3 of Squid Game has been confirmed by Netflix for release this summer.
Timbo, if you’re reading this — win the game, we’re cheering for you.