We’re Finally Ready To Reveal Our Picks For NFC/AFC Championship

At Sports Riot, we’re nothing but thorough. We subscribe to the “measure nine times, cut once because we’re too legit to quit” mantra popularized by former Falcons coach Jerry Glanville.

Some media-types might just “get you” their prediction. We, at SR, we don’t just “get you” our prediction, no — we enter an underground SR research facility, specifically for such occasions. We do not eat, we do not sleep until we have results.

Well — after several days of intense data forecasts and the loss of intern Audrey (our 5th intern in 10 months) we have our NFC/AFC Championship picks:

COMMANDERS
Jayden Daniels is on a record run — he’s the best rookie quarterback of all-time. Plus, he’s our dad’s “favorite black quarterback.”

BILLS
Josh Allen is our MVP pick, plus Sean McDermott’s “plane hijacking” metaphors should destroy Kansas City.

Finally a Super Bowl America can get excited for!

The Bills – the loveable losers of years past; against, The Commanders – just to see Dan Snyder cry.