Uptight Referee A Real Stickler For The Rules

After a long drawn out, albeit in depth, explanation of a little known rule; referee Todd Perkins confirmed the ruling on the field would stand and also confirmed what we knew all along, he’s a stickler for the rules.

The call in question, a ‘palpably unfair act,’ has never been called in the NFL before and for good reason, but it speaks volumes to Perkins either abusing or flat out not understanding the great responsibility that comes with the enormous power of being an NFL referee. 

If you’re asking yourself, ‘What’s up with this guy?’  We dug deeper to understand the mind of someone so deranged to call a palpably unfair act. Turns out he moonlights as a freshman dorm RA, flagging undergrads for making noise during quiet hours and is described by his friends as ‘not my friend.’ 

Regardless, we need to get together and let our voices be heard, we can not allow this strict dedication to the rules to continue to ruin the game we love. Join us in reaching out to your local NFL representative and demand Perkins be relieved from his position immediately. 

UPDATE: We retract most of what was said in this article after Perkins stuck to his ironclad code of following the rules leading to a call that gave the other team, of which we’re die hard fans of, the victory. We love you Perk!!