What Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Got Wrong About Kidnapping Dan Marino
How many could we list?
- A lowly local pet detective would have access to Dan Marino like that?
- These kidnappers were found by a guy with that hair?
- The kidnappers’ game plan was to get close to a dolphin to get close to Marino?
- What was the point of that cocktail party in the middle of the movie?
- Why weren’t the 49ers consulted about how to get to Mario over and over and OVER again?
