Winner of Army Vs. Navy Game Really Depends on Whether Surface Land or Water

As is true whenever these two military powerhouses face off, this year’s Army-Navy game will once again come down to whether the surface they play on is land or water. That’s why Vegas betting expert Paulie Valvassori took to Twitter today to urge his followers not to bet on the game until the field of battle is set.

“Very few players on Army have the experience with aquatic combat required to successfully complete the campaign at hand,” Valvassori wrote, adding that their tanks would be completely useless in such an environment against Navy’s battleships. “Navy, on the other hand, has looked fantastic when fighting in the open ocean this season, but downright terrible on turf, even with an elite SEAL Team. Consider this a dart throw until we have more information.”

While school officials negotiate where the match will be set, members of both teams conducted covert operations across enemy lines in an effort to gain the upper hand. After Navy was whistled for offsides and forced to retreat 15 yards into international waters, Army responded by shooting down one of Navy’s Texas Instruments drones.

Regardless of where the game is held, Valvassori maintains that the Air Force is always a threat to simply swoop down and secure victory from extraction point Alpha-Bravo-Echo-Delta.