Would You Rather: Get Dunked On Or Go Through Multi-Year Divorce?

Have you ever considered the ramifications of getting dunked on compared to going through a multi-year divorce? While multi-year divorces can go on for a lengthy amount of time, getting dunked on will stick with you for the rest of your life.

One thing for sure is divorces are expensive, but nothing is more expensive than the lost opportunity costs of getting dunked on. Think about this; a 6’9″ power forward skies through the air and slams it through the rim while landing with his manhood right on top of your shoulder, then politely asking you to help him touch back down to Earth safely. That’ll be on YouTube. Forever. Good luck trying to sell cans of Sprite after that.

I know what you’re thinking though, “Getting into the game after a divorce, gee, Taylor, that seems pretty painstaking.” That’s a valid concern. But getting into the game after a dunk though? Hope you’re thick-skinned enough to hear how much of a little bitch you are from 20,000 fat losers who have every right to remind you that you got dunked on.

Going on social media? Forget about doing that ever again. Unless of course seeing your lifeless body drop towards the ground with a Crying-Jordan-Meme covering your face doesn’t bother you after Giannis Ant… spikes the ball through the rim. A judge saying you can only see your kids for 4 days a month might hurt but it won’t hurt as bad as getting big time dunked on.