Man U Battles Man City In Manliest Soccer Match Ever

Are you and your bros looking for a brotrip where you can brodown? Well, settle down Brocahontas, because on FeBroary 12, Man U is battling Man City in the manliest soccer match ever. Held in Bromaha, NeBroska, grab all your bro-bros, neighbros, and even she-bros because this manffair is going to knock off her bronytail.  

Slated to be the world’s first Manvent, bros everywhere are vying to gain mentry. Although this manfest is nearly broed out, tickets are still on smale. Being billed as “The Bromise to the Broletariat,” all brosephs are welcome, from the brofessional and brophisticated to the brodiculous, but not for the easily brofended.  

It’s sure to be a brollercoaster of bromotion, so keep it together Bro Derek. Brotip: Things could get bromantic, so remember to bring some brotection. Blend in, grab yourself a brogurt or brotein, bron’t stare at the couch brotates or bros with broobs, and make sure you’re on your best brohavior. 

“This Manvent hopes to promote bro-culture,” said Supreme Bro and Manvent President, Brody Brown. “We’re in the middle of a Great Bromergency, and we hope our Brohovah’s Witness will spread broccountability and the great brocabulary. I just hope everyone out there can keep their wits about them and not succumb to bromophobia.”