Wow! NFL Star Only 3 Yards Away From Breaking Another Restraining Order

Having already smashed the NFL’s record for Class A misdemeanors, wide receiver Cooper Chase stands only three yards away from breaking an incredible eleventh restraining order in a single season.

 

The announcement was made by local police captain Rob Loeber, whose officers tackled the star a mere nine feet short of his ex-mother-in-law’s driveway.

 

“He almost had it, but I had men in zone coverage that predicted his route and took him down,” Capt. Loeber said while a guest on “Inside the NFL,” before adding that Chase pumped his legs and fought hard for those extra yards. “Had it not been for his bum ankle, he probably would’ve made it,” Loeber said of the athlete’s electric monitor.

 

Chase, who came out of retirement this last year to terrify his former fiancée, is determined to persevere — and even argued he was horse-collared as illegal before a review of police body cam and helicopter sky cam replays confirmed the hit was “by the books.”

 

“Either way the man is incredible,” Capt. Loeber said. “We stopped him this time but he will be back. The man’s a first-ballot Hall of Famer of witness intimidation. I have no doubt he’ll get what — and who — he’s after.”

 

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