Five Drinking Games The IOC Should Add To Spice Up The Summer Olympics
Every four years we get the same old events for the summer Olympics, and after a millennium or two, it’s gotten a bit stale. However, one thing that never gets old is drinking. So, crack open a cold one alongside us because here are five drinking games the IOC should add to spice up the summer Olympics.
1) Ryan Lochte Flip Cup
The Olympics are renowned for showcasing generational talents, and what could be more thrilling than having Ryan Lochte coach you and your bros in a game of flip cup in a quest to be the biggest dickhead of the entire Olympic Games? With bottomless jungle juice and a former gold medalist chugging solo cup backwash, everyone is bound to be glued to the sticky wooden door pulled from an Olympic Village apartment. Take a shot with us if you’re game.
2) Keg-stand Weightlifting
While it is undoubtedly a marvelous feat watching hulking men lift weights over their heads, an obvious way to amp up the intensity is to have the contestants lift up an entire fraternity doing a keg stand. Whoever can hoist the most bros has to drink the entire keg in addition to all the alcohol pumped from the pledges’ stomachs. Those are the rules. Beer is beer! Pledges aren’t people. I’ll drink to that.
3) Beer Polo
Since it’s summer, the more time near the water, the better. The IOC should fill an Olympic-size swimming pool with a low-calorie lager and watch the greatest athletes from the SEC throw empty beer bottles into strategically placed trash cans. Toss in some top 40 jams and it will be virtually impossible to tell whether you’re watching elite athletes or horny college students. Might not even matter because if you got a drink then life’s good, right?
4) Soccer
Given that Olympics is already chock full of high-octane sports like curlin and archery there should be a chnace for athletes to just chill with friends from other countrys they don’t see very often. So lets have them grab a six-pack a wine coolers and kick a ball around for 90 minutes or so.. like that’s what soccer iS. Maybe someone will score. Maybe they wont. It doesn’t matter when the drinks are cold, and the laughter nEver stops. Friends are the best I love my Friends.
5) drunK
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