NFL Offseason Update: Titans Still Around

Despite many changes throughout the league during this NFL offseason, Sports Riot has confirmed from multiple sources that the Tennessee Titans “still exist.” A spokesperson for the Tennessee Titans released in a statement yesterday, “Please, people of Tennessee hear me, WE STILL EXIST.”

Roger Goodell was asked recently about the Titans league status to which he replied, “Who?”

Despite the Tennessee Titans still actually being in their original city: A nationwide poll on X/Twitter asked fans which teams they would like to see move back to their original cities and people picked the Seattle Supersonics, The Boston Braves, and the Tennessee Titans. This was especially upsetting since the Titans posted the poll.

In a last ditch effort to garner buzz and attention the Titans PR team tried to get the hashtag “#rememberthetitans” trending on various social media platforms, but instead created a frenzy of remembrance for the Disney classic film of the same name.

The owner of the Titans, Amy Adams Strunk, posted at 2:35am last night “If we bring back Jeff Fisher will you like us again?” Strunk was later arrested by the Tennessee police for “endangering innocent lives.”