Cleveland Browns Sign Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs

BREAKING: Sports Riot has learned and is reporting the Cleveland Browns have signed Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs to a four-year $100 million contract.

“The Browns have a strong culture of sexual assault and the legal mistreatment of others,” said Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski “when we see an opportunity to elevate our culture, we jump at it.”

Although Combs has not released a statement, Dan Orlovsky has already weighed in claiming he’s a “perfect fit,” “in a perfect situation,” and “if he could please return the hotel tape of Dan at a Diddy party last November.”

Still, some NFL insiders are questioning how Diddy will gel with the Browns team captains and the locker room.

“Finally,” Deshaun Watson said to reporters, “someone around here that’s on my level.”