Travel Sites Agree: Buffalo Bills Better From The Canadian Side

A study of six separate travel review sites has found that, in almost all categories, the Buffalo Bills are exponentially better when viewed from the Canadian side of the stadium.

“We looked at entertainment value, accessibility, safety, and win percentage, and found that our clients rated their Canadian Bills viewing experience as better by almost a factor of five,” said study co-author and Travelocity.com senior data analyst Robert Ferrero. “People will claim the reviews are tainted because the Canadian Bills side of the stadium has more gambling and strip clubs, but the numbers prove the natural beauty is superior over there as well. Trust us when we say: The best part of the Buffalo Bills is Canada.”

Further boosting the ratings were the fact that the Canadian side of Highmark Stadium offered better-constructed folding tables, less police brutality, and Gatorade sold in bags. Most importantly, it did not include having to witness blowing four Super Bowls in a row.

Westfield also pointed out that travelers appreciated the universal health care and gun control on the Canadian side. “They know they’re far more likely to survive the inevitable attack from a drunk and enraged Bills fan.”