Cleveland Browns Look To Take A Quarterback In 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026 Draft

Noting that it’s just a way of life at this point, the Cleveland Browns stated that they are looking to take a quarterback for next year and every year following for the foreseeable future. “We’re always looking for a promising young quarterback to build our team for up to sixteen weeks,” said Browns general manager Andrew Barry, who admits that he likes when the QB has a fun name like Brady, Colt or DeShone. 

“It all began with Tim Couch. The excitement was magical. Now we gather as a city every year in celebration of the hope a new quarterback brings,” said one fan, adding, “From draft day until week 3 or so, we really believe with all of our hearts that this quarterback is the one. It’s a rite of passage.”

As part of the passing of the torch, The Browns organization reportedly invites the thirty starting quarterbacks since 1999 to usher in their temporary “savior,” giving each QB a “Brown Jacket” to signify their lifelong ties to the organization—but noting that Spergon Wynn never returns. “In our family, we’re getting ready to burn our Baker Mayfield jersey for The Annual Great Cleveland Bonfire* to usher in a new franchise quarterback for a season or so. It’s the cleansing we need to prepare for our new savior. We also burn a Johnny Manziel jersey each year just because. It feels right. Hate that guy.” 

(*Editor’s note: Not to be confused with that one time the Cuyahoga River caught fire.) 

Experts say that the Browns can look forward to a great draft pick for the next five to ten years, which will help them select promising new quarterbacks that will have years of success on some other team, but can expect them to be invited back to The Annual Great Cleveland Bonfire for years to come. Along with quarterbacks, the organization says that they are also “week to week” with new coaches.