Daniel Jones Disappointed In Giants For Starting Him

After boasting a no-touchdown losing performance against division rival, Dallas, Daniel Jones addressed the local media, “We need to be putting ourselves in better situations.”

Jones, visibly upset, continued, “The players, staff, and fans want better quarterback play. That’s why I asked to not play prior to tonight’s game. But coach insisted I go out there.”

Despite the roster scrutiny and direct salvo, head coach Brian Daboll remained steadfast, “Look, if we had anyone else, literally ANYONE – I’d do it.”

When pressed further by the NY media about second and third string options coach Daboll responded, “Christ, we tried that. Some dude named ‘Tommy Cutlets’ – fuck that was awful.”