Eli Manning Somehow Throws Interception At Dave & Buster’s Football Toss Machine

Sources inside of local arcade franchise Dave & Buster’s reported seeing New York Giants’ star backup quarterback Eli Manning leaving in a huff after somehow managing to throw an interception while playing the bar’s football-toss machine.

“He was in trouble right from the start. He fumbled his first ball into that little green-tarped holding pit thingy, even though he had like, no pressure,” said one witness, Courtney Lahey, who noted that local residents would often see Manning training hard on the machine during the offseason. “After that, he just got more flustered. Once he threw the pick, it just totally obliterated whatever small thread of confidence he had left.”

Other witnesses further confirmed the quarterback’s woes, noting that Manning kept calling audibles and yelling “watch the blitz” despite the machine not being able to change, or indeed having, any form of defense. 

Oddly, despite Manning’s performance, many supporters, including several high-ranking members of the Dave & Buster board, kept offering to pay for his Power Card refill.

Manning’s whereabouts are still unknown, despite leaving the machine mid-turn. However, the six-year-old child wearing a Jets’ jersey who had intercepted the ball could be seen running it all the way back to the corner of the arcade and doing a celebratory pick-six dance on the DDR machine.